A 9 track mini-album by EX Swell Map Phones Sportsman

1. Doctor Dibble's fearless and eloquently loquacious sermon to the Philistines on the subject of their depravity, interrupted by a streaker in clingfilm purporting to be making a political statement on green issues in response to the alienation of baby-bashers from their increasingly marginalised position in a world of footballing millionaires, cartoon presidential candidates, hoodie boys and possibly skewed voting on the East-Eurovision Song Contest.
2. hot pants & wonderbras.
3. mike the dj.
4. the lovers met.
5. welcome to the world of...
6. birdman.
7. ladies lamp posts.
8. the freedom and the silent foe.
9. ????

After a 25 year break the Phones Sportsman Band has returned with a vengeance in 2008. This is their third release this year - and it's a classic. 9 tracks of unusualy twisted pop and sonic extremities!

hear some samples at the PSB MySpace page and the topplers myspace page...

7" SINGLES

Jowe Head -
Original member of Swell Maps, then in the TVPs... his solo work is best!


7" single £2.00

Steve Treatment -
Steve made 3 classic DIY singles in 1978/79 then this in 2005!

7" single £1.00
(special price!)

The Knockouts -
insane instrumental rock from luton... used to be thrilled skinny

7" single £2.00

The Knockouts -
Bollywood cover versions and a Ramones song in a Bollywood style! Sung in Hindi!

7" single £2.00

(reduced price )

The Decider!
scots art rockers who take 'she's lost control' and make it "pop!"

7" single £2.00

 


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The Phones Sportsman Band. "Arson and the Juggernauts."
Phones at his best. This collection shows a greater maturity (or immaturity) in his songwriting!


CD £2.99
NEW!

The Phones Sportsman Band "May Contain Nutters" - The PSB reformed in 2008 and within a month recorded their first album! Expect the unexpected on these 14 tracks of avant-garde cabaret and trancendental rock!


CD £4.99


Salt Doll "The Washed Ashore Collection" - A collection of bittersweet songs from Christine Isherwood and Terry Koivunen.

CD £4.99


Mr Luggs "Luggness" - An album of wild and eccentric songs and instrumentals. This is Mr Luggs' finest moment!

CD £4.99


ARF Angel Racing Food "ARF" - Jowe Head's current band features Lee McFadden from ATV and Jeff Bloom from TVP!
Features the Venus BigFoot single!!!

CD £4.99


Jowe Head "From a Parrallel Universe." - Jowe's new solo album! contains a reworking of his swell maps song 'cake shop girl'

CD £4.99

Olive's Hairy Custard - Jowe Head's late 90's band... unreleased til now... great songs and guitar mangling!

CD £4.99

Steve Treatment "Clear Visions of Grandeur." - the best of steve's topplers recordings 2003 - 2005!

CD £4.99

The Knockouts "The Very Special World of the Knockouts" - Their first full length album on Topplers. 11 trax of pumping instrumental R'n'R!


CD £4.99



The Gin Goblins. 3 track 7" vinyl. Scotland's best and longest lasting 'horror punk' band. Out on 'Runnin Feart' records - available with different coloured sleeves.

7"single £3.00

NEW!

Toxik Ephex "Civilised" -The first single in 15 years from well respected scots anarcho punk band. Out on 'Runnin Feart' records.


7"single £2.00

 


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