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donation made by Phone Sportman and Toppler to the Ukraine Humanitarian AppealPhones Sportsman -Abomination.

16 track CD album in digifile packaging.

 Founding member of Swell Maps is back with a brand new
16 track album. 

Phones worked closely with The NoMen on the composition and creation of these songs. On previous albums Phones has supplied tracks which the NoMen have added to or The NoMen have given Phones tracks on which he'd write lyrics and sing, but this album is a real collaboration! The sound ranges from electro-pop to punk rock to avant-garde cabaret! Fans of Swell Maps, Phones and The NoMen won't be disappointed with this Abomination!

Check BandCamp to see if any copies remain...

Once we had covered the manufacturing costs everything else was donated to the Ukraine Humanitarian Appeal (



Phones Sportsman's Greatest Hits double CD

The entire collection of Phones Sportsman's recordings from 2008 have been re-released by Topplers as a double CD. Within the space of less than 12 months Phones had released two albums and a 7" single! These have been unavaiable for so long they were almost forgotten but now they're back along with other tracks recorded at the same sessions that never even got released at the time!

The Phones Sportsman double album is available only from the Topplers website. Please choose the correct postage for your location from the drop down menu. We apologise for the high cost of non UK postage!

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Available now. Ships in a Warholesque silver bubble... Twenty tracks with expansive sleeve notes and extra items! Also available on The Topplers and The NoMen's BandCamp pages.